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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, October 20th 2010

Good Morning Groanies,

I got some good ideas.

I had to get my driver's license renewed yesterday. When
I was getting my picture taken the DMV worker told me to
look down. I was just baffled by this. Why should I look
down? Of all the place...

"Please, just look down." she said.

"Don't you think I should look up because that is how I'm
going to be looking at the copper that pulls me over and
asks for my license and proof of insurance." I told her.

"Please, just look down." she repeated.

So began to rant: "I know. What you should do is have the
little area where you take the pictures look like the
driver-side of a car and then you should have those people
getting their picture taken look up out of the driver-side
window as if there's a cop standing there. Then the person
will definite match his or her picture."

Then I saw a flash of light and she yelled, "NEXT!"

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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A hungry African lion came across two men. One was sitting
under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away
on his typewriter. The lion pounced on the man reading the
book and devoured him.

Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and
writers cramp.

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Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a
policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"

The policeman said, "What's he like?"

Little Johnny replied, "Beer and women!"

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