THE DAILY GROANER - April 23, 2014

Good Morning Groanies,

It seems like most readers did enjoy my "I'm Looking For Amanda Hugenkiss" issue. Thanks for reading and sending in your funny names. Here are a few gems that I got in this week.

Steve,

Two of my favorites, and that should be included in your list of names... I.P. Daley and Claude Balls.

All the best,
Tom
[I can't believe I forgot about Claude Balls. And I've been locked in a tiger cage.]

I write software and need names for testing purposes. I found that these names usually stand out among the thousands of real names in the database:

Dee Crepit
Marsha Mellow
Jim Nasium
Char Donnay
Zin Fandel
Sham Payne
Anita Mann
Ivana Mann

Enjoy!
Kevin
[Jacques Itch, Billy Club, and Norm Mall are a trio that you can use if you need them.]

You forgot I. P. Freely among others. O. G. Myassburns was one i remember too. - Catt
[One thing I never forget is to p. freely.]

Again, thanks for reading. Special thanks going out to Myra Buttreeks.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- The Bride Broom and The Groom Broom --*
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom and the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding at the wedding dinner, the bride broom leaned over and said to the groom broom "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom."

"Impossible!" said the groom broom.

"We haven't even swept together!"


*-- Is It A Boy Or A Girl? --*
A couple who were having trouble having a baby went to see a doctor. The doctor gave him a revolutionary new injection made from monkey glands, which worked perfectly. Nine months and two weeks later, his wife had a baby.

When the nurse came out of the delivery room with the news, he asked, "Is it a boy or a girl?"

"We won't know until it comes down off the light fixtures."


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Did you hear about the robbery in the laundry room?

A: Two clothespins held up a pair of pants.


Q: What was the reporter doing at the ice cream shop?

A: He was getting the latest scoop.

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