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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, October 18th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
Today is a great day. It's Stacy's birthday! Today she
turns... one year older.
I love my wife, but when it comes to her birthday presents
she can drive me nuts... and I like it. She can be such a
hard person to shop for whether it's for her birthday,
Christmas, Arbor Day or our anniversary. She always says
that she doesn't know what she wants and almost never
gives me any hints about potential gift ideas. It may seem
difficult, but I like the challenge. It's like a little
mystery to solve and I am always up for solving a mystery.
I'd like to think I have a great attention for detail,
and I do, so that's why this year I have a great plan for
Stacy's super secret mystery gift. If she's going to be
mysterious than so am I. It's fun. I like to surprise her
with creative gifts whether or not it's an occasion that
calls for one, that just me. That's why I think this year
I have a interesting little something or other planner for
Stacy and me. It's going to be fun... I assure you.
I'm sure that you want me to divulge this stellar surprise
that I have planned, I'm sure Stacy does too, but I'm not
going to because she's probably going to read this before
I'm able to reveal it to her in-person and I don't want to
ruin all of the secret-ness that I have going into this
day. I'm sure you understand.
I love my wife more than anything. She makes me happier
than I have ever known. I hope this is her happiest
birthday yet.
Happy Birthday, Stacy! I hope you like your gift, but don't
worry, I got gift receipts.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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