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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, October 6th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
I found a fly in my food. Let me start earlier.
I was eating some leftovers the other night when I noticed
that two flies were making their way around the kitchen.
I needed a napkin so got up and walked over the the cabinet
to get one. When I returned I noticed that there was only
one fly participating in the airshow. I didn't think any-
thing of it and I continued to eat.
Into my third forkful of food I discovered the location
of the missing fly. He must have landed in the gravy and
wasn't the strongest of swimmers.
Needless the say that ended my dining experience for that
particular evening.
I will say this... I did think about just discarding the
fly and continuing to eat. Hey, don't judge, that was some
good eatin'. I just hope I find that other fly before
dinner tonight because I'm hungry.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves
in the same sleeping compartment of a train. After the
initial embarrassment, they both managed to get to sleep;
the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leaned over and said,
"I'm sorry to bother you but I'm awfully cold and I was
wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket."
The man, with a glint in his eye, responded, "I've got a
better idea...let's pretend we're married."
"Why not?" giggled the woman.
"Good," he said. "Now, go get your own blanket."
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A grasshopper hops into a bar and jumps up on a barstool.
The bartender looks at him and starts laughing and says,
"Hey! We got a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper gives the bartender a dirty look and says,
"You got a drink named Hank?"
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A: Alone.
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
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