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THE DAILY GROANER - June 1, 2015
Good Morning Groanies,
I forgot to have breakfast this morning. I was running late to work and I just couldn't put anything together to calm my growling stomach.
However, while driving to work I put my head out the window and opened my mouth. I swallowed a big bug of some kind. Hopefully, it will carry me until lunch. And best of all, it was free!
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What rock group has four men who don't sing?
A: Mount Rushmore.
Q: Why didn't the oyster share the profits from his pearl?
A: He was shellfish.
*-- I'll Get Too Tired --*
The baby pigeon said, "I can't make it; I'll get too tired."
His mother said, "Don't worry; I'll tie a piece of string to one of your legs and the other end to mine."
The baby started to cry.
"What's wrong?" said the mother.
"I don't want to be pigeon towed!"
*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Did you hear about the shoe factory that burnt down?
A: Two hundred soles were lost.
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have children?
A: Because every time his wife got hot, he hit her with a shovel.
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