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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, December 9th 2009
Good Morning Groanies,
Here is a list of things I don't quite understand:
1. Ugg Boots
2. Dressing Up One's Dog In Clothes
3. Vitamin Water
4. Guys Referring To Other Guys As "Bro"
5. Talking On The Phone While Going To The Bathroom
6. Cats As Pets
7. Children (Ages 3-8) With Their Own Cell Phone
8. Wearing Shorts Outdoors In The Winter
9. Baby Talk
10. When Someone Asks You If They Can Ask You A Question
I don't know why I can't grasp these concepts, but maybe
it's better that way. I think that will be all for now.
My head really hurts.
Have a good one.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
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