THE DAILY GROANER - Wed., March 13th 2013

Good Morning Groanies,

I've been feeling really run down lately so I'm going to take the rest of the day off and try to recuperate.

Some people have told me that it might be an iron deficiency. So apparently I need to take some iron pills or do some ironing... I'm not exactly sure.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: After the flash on his camera malfunctioned, what did Satan get back from the drugstore?

A: Prints of darkness.


Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?

A: To prove he wasn't a chicken.


*-- When Bad Puns Attack --*
A man and his clone were walking along the rim of the Grand Canyon.

The man and his clone were identical except for one thing - the clone loved to use foul language.

The man didn't want to listen to his clone ranting all day, everyday, using that kind of language, so he pushed his clone over the rim.

That resulted in the first obscene clone-fall.


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why did the Pope cross the road?

A: He crosses everything.


Q: What's gray, has four legs and a trunk?

A: A mouse on vacation.

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