THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, December 3rd 2012
Good Morning Groanies,Since my birthday was Saturday, my wife surprised me with a night out on the town. The highlight was when she took me to see the new James Bond - Skyfall.
The movie was classic 007, with a few new twists. I really enjoyed it.
I've always been a huge fan of the James Bond movies and when I was much younger than I am now I even thought that I could spend my life as a super spy like 007. But, after careful analysis, I soon discovered that I wasn't handsome, athletic, suave, sophisticated, or British... so I picked a different career path.
However, I do look good in a tuxedo t-shirt. So, I got that going for me.
Groaningly yours,
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