THE DAILY GROANER - November 12, 2014

Good Morning Groanies,

Did you ever know someone who sported facial hair for a really long time and then one day shaved it off? Then, after they shaved it off you couldn't get used to the fact that they did have the facial hair that they were known for having on their mug? You try and you try, but you just can't seem to see them the same way as you did before. It seems like it would be easy, but it's not.

Did that ever happen to you? It happened to me and now I can never look at grandma the same way again.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Car Trouble --*
A car breaks down along the motorway one day, so the driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the motorway. He jumps out of the car, opens the trunk, and pulls out two men in trench coats.

The men stand behind the car, open up their coats and start exposing themselves to the oncoming traffic. One of the worst pile-ups in history occurs.

When questioned by police why he put two deviates along the side of the road, the man replied, "I broke down and was just using my emergency flashers!"


*-- Pull Over! --*
The Policeman couldn't believe his eyes as he saw the woman drive past him, busily knitting. Quickly he pulled along the vehicle, wound down his window and shouted "Pull over!"

"No" she replied, "they're socks!"


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in tide?

A: Because it's too cold out tide!


Q: Why did the atoms cross the road?

A: It was time to split!


Q: What happens when you cross rice krispies with a
kangaroo?

A: Snap! Crackle! Hop!

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