THE DAILY GROANER - June 8, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

And now for something random...

Was there ever a time that you thought that you heard voices in your head... and then it turned out that you forgot that you were listening to a book on tape?

Never? Well, I know what you must be thinking...Steve, "a book on tape", how freakin' old are you? Very old. So very old.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A: An embarrassed skunk!


Q: In what state was Abraham Lincoln born?

A: Naked and screaming like the rest of us.


*-- I Can't Serve You --*
The number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.

"Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman.

"Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice.

"You're under 18," replies the barman.


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: How is a cat drinking milk like a track star?

A: They both enjoy taking a few laps.


Q: Why did the leper baseball pitcher retire?

A: He threw his arm out.

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