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THE DAILY GROANER - June 8, 2016
Good Morning Groanies,
And now for something random...
Was there ever a time that you thought that you heard voices in your head... and then it turned out that you forgot that you were listening to a book on tape?
Never? Well, I know what you must be thinking...Steve, "a book on tape", how freakin' old are you? Very old. So very old.
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Jokes? Comments? Questions?
*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: An embarrassed skunk!
Q: In what state was Abraham Lincoln born?
A: Naked and screaming like the rest of us.
*-- I Can't Serve You --*
The number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.
"Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman.
"Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice.
"You're under 18," replies the barman.
*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: How is a cat drinking milk like a track star?
A: They both enjoy taking a few laps.
Q: Why did the leper baseball pitcher retire?
A: He threw his arm out.
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