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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, June 2nd 2010

Good Morning Groanies,

I learned something weird the other day. My grandma sleeps
with her eyes open. How creepy is that?

She told me that she has slept with her eyes open for as
long as she can remember. She was surprised that I never
noticed before.

I told her that all of those staring contests she won when
I was a kid are now tainted and she should relinquish the
title of "Staring Contest Champion".

Hey, I just want to keep things fair.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still
wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain
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Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?

A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.


Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID?

A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little
packet.

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