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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, January 17th 2011
Good Morning Groanies,
I've started taking ice skating lessons. I'm a big hockey
fan and I've always wanted to give skating a chance, but
I have no athletic ability or coordination to speak of, so
we'll see what happens.
Stacy got me the lessons as a surprise birthday present,
which was really sweet of her... or just a diabolical way
to enjoy seeing me fall on my ass again and again.
At this point I have been to two of the six lessons. I've
fallen a grand total of 17 times, I'm sore over 60% of my
body... and I'm loving every minute of it!
Stacy told me that she was happy that I was enjoying the
lessons, but she was worried about me getting hurt. I
reassured her that if I do get hurt I'll just lay on the
ice to help reduce any swelling that may occur. Hey, make
due with what you've got, that's what I always never say.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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A young man was in love with two women and could not
decide which of them to marry. Finally he went to a
marriage counselor.
When asked to describe his two loves, he noted that one
was a great poet and the other made delicious pancakes.
"Oh," said the counselor, "I see what the problem is.
You can't decide whether to marry for batter or verse."
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