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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, May 19th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
While searching through all of the "porn names" that you
guys and gals sent me I began think, "Man, I wish these
names where actually names of friends, family members,
and co-workers. I mean who doesn't want to sing "Happy
Birthday" to Rusty Beaver?
So here are a few names that really got me laughing. And I
have included the BEST and WORST names that were hanging
out in my in-box.
babycakes morton
SPEEDY AJAX
Gizmo Spruce
Kitty Skidmore
Misty Warwick
Velvet Cumquat
Taffy Terrace
Shep Thorn
PRINCESS HUGO
Teenie LaVern
Snookie Updike
Sugar Railroad
Midnight Birchwood
Rusty Beaver
Dino Woodside
Jack Hackett
Babydog Earl
Pixie Highway
Sandy Hills
Astro Kennedy
The Best Porn Name: Sparky Palm
The Worst Porn Name: Harry Broad
Truly hilarious stuff. I was having a bad day and these
goofy names put a smile on my face. Thank you for all of
the submissions.
Is it just me or does Sparky Palm sounds like the name that
C-3PO would use if he was going into the realm of porno?
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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A guy walks into a bar and approaches the bartender,
"Can I have a pint of Less, please?"
"I'm sorry sir," the bartender replies, looking slightly
puzzled, "I've not come across that one before. Is it a
spirit?"
"I've no idea," replies the guy, "The thing is, I went
to see my doctor last week and he told me that I should
drink less."
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