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THE DAILY GROANER - September 1, 2014
Good Morning Groanies,Today, I'm going to fill your head with a little bit of knowledge. I call this - Did you know...?
Did you know... underwear was originally known as overnads?
Did you know... it's better to be overhung than hungover?
Did you know... both your nose and your feet smell?
That's all I got for you. I told you it was "a little bit of knowledge."
Groaningly yours,
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