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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, July 28th 2010

Good Morning Groanies,

Here's one of the funniest comments I have ever received...
via email... from a reader... of this very newsletter...
that's not my grandma.

Okay, here we go.

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Steve,

I'm bald, too. I tell people that my bald head is just
a solar battery for the sex machine that I am.

- John

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Good for you, John. Don't take crap from anybody and be
proud of that noggin of yours.

Also, here's something random that's worth a laugh. A co-
worker said this in the office yesterday, "You know what's
bad to throw up in a car? Beer!" Alright.

So this got me thinking, "Is there something that's good
to throw up in a car?"

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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A old snake goes to see his Doctor.

"Doc, I need something for my eyes... can't see well these
days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and
tells him to return in 2 weeks.

The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's
very depressed.

Doc says, "What's the problem... didn't the glasses help
you?"

"The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been
living with a water hose the past 2 years!"

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Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

A: Polaroids.


A noted professor was asked to give a talk on "Sex". When
he was introduced he stood up and said, "Ladies and gentle-
men it gives me great pleasure........." and then sat down
promptly.

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