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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, August 4th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
On Friday, I have a wedding to attend. My friends, Mike a
nd Sally, are to be married, to each other. And at this
particular event I am taking on the role of... THE BEST
MAN! That's right, I'm going to have quite a bit of
responsibility on this special day.
I'm going to have to keep track of their rings and I have
to give a speech at the reception. I think I'm more nervous
about the speech rather than the rings.
I don't know whether to make my speech funny or sweet and
genuine. It's quite a quandary.
I really think I should go with sweet and genuine. It
would be the most fitting for the occasion and if you've
been reading the Daily Groaner for any length of time I
think you'd approve of my decision. My funny is not exact-
ly "Wedding" funny. I just want to show Mike that he got
the best man...
But, just in-case, what do I do if they heckle me? I have
no problem fighting the elderly.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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A blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside
of a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root
beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground,
puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes
another button; suddenly, a coke comes out the machine!
She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the
machine became impatient. "Excuse me, can I get my soda
and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you
are doing?"
The blonde turns around and says, "Yeah right! I'm not
giving up this machine while I'm still winning!"
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A: "Are you sure it's mine?"
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A: Beer Nuts are $1.25, and Deer Nuts are always under a
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