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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, June 30th 2010
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A friend of mine, his name is Mike, he likes his friends
to call him Mike, so I call him Mike, well, he and his
fiancee just bought a condo last week. I couldn't be
happier for them. They have been trying to get their own
place for some time and now their patience and sacrifice
has finally paid off.
I went over there to visit them and to see their place
for the first time. I was very excited, much like a
teenage boy that catches his first glimpse of some sweet,
voluptuous cleavage. What? Oh, I kind of got off track
there.
So I saw their place and it's perfect for them. Hardwood
floors, two full bathrooms, a dining room, two bedrooms,
brand new appliances in the kitchen, granite countertops,
walk-in closets, and the best part - a huge outdoor patio.
As Mike and I walked out on the outdoor patio I said,
"Hey, this would be a great spot to do some barbecuing."
He told me that the Association did allow barbecues on
the various patios, but you are forbidden to use them for
barbecuing. That's right. It's true. Can you believe that
crap?
I then went into a tirade about the butt-puppet Association
and how they could jam the rules up their collective dumb-
asses. I don't want to brag, but I was on quite a roll.
Then I noticed a firepit on the patio across the way. How
the balls can you have a firepit, which appeared to be
used, and use it, but you can't fire up the grill for some
burgers and dogs? Un-Freakin'-Believable!
That's why I'm glad I have a house with a privacy fence so
I can grill naked whenever I feel like it... not that the
Association is going to stop Mike from doing any of that.
He's a rebel and a homeowner.
Congrats, my friend. Nothing beats having your own place.
Well, maybe boobs.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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