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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, May 4th 2011

Good Morning Groanies,

Monday's column started off a firestorm of reader comments
and controversy. Well, actually, as I write this, I have
received a total of seven reader comments that refer to
the craziest column that I have ever come up with entitled,
"Is That Popcorn I Smell?" which you can access with this
link: http://bit.ly/jYgA6O Hey, that's pretty good for me.

One of your fellow readers had this to say about my latest
offering:

"Your comments have almost always been pretty gross up til
now. Your latest one about the popcorn went over the top.
I have UN-subscribed."

So I guess my last column was so good that she can't read
anymore of my work simply due to the fact that it's to be
believed that I will never write anything that good again.
Or it's because I've peaked as an, for lack of a better
term, artist. Or I'm just an unsophisticated, ignorant,
absurd, dolt that has a potty-mouth and his demented mind
in the sewer. My money is on number three!

As I'm sure you are aware, I welcome any and all comments
from my wonderful readers. Remember you can contact me
via email at: mailto:groaner@gophercentral.com with your
comments, questions, jokes, stories, complaints and
concerns.

I really enjoy reading fan mail, hate mail too. Bring it
on and thanks for reading!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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