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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, November 25th 2009
Good Morning Groanies,
Happy Thanksgiving! I'm ready to eat, how about you?
I know it's a day early, but I'm getting hungry. I just
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giving Holiday I'm going to enjoy a fresh, home-cooked
turkey day dinner.
I can almost smell it. Wait. What is that? Oh, is that me?
I better shower so I don't lose my appetite.
Happy Turkey Day!
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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