August 21, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

I haven't been shaving my face as often as I usually do and my boys let me know about it.

Jack looked at my legs, arms, head, and face, then he said, "Daddy, you just have too much hair on you."

Sean walked on over and began to rub the side of my face while staring at my cheek. This went on for a minute, then he looked me in the eyes and spoke. "Daddy, your face has got a lot of scratchies. You've got to shave 'em."

Then Stacy said, "You're looking scruffy. You either got to shave...or get a flea collar.

The jokes on them because I got a free flea collar with a purchase of those Beggin' Strips. I just can't turn down bacon.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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