THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, June 1st 2011

Good Morning Groanies,

Well, my wife and I are off to the 34th State... Texas. My cousin is getting married out there and this special occasion will give me the chance to experience Texas like I have always wanted to.

Here are a few of the things that I'd like to experience while in the only state with an "X" in its name.

1. I want to get a ten-gallon hat.
2. I want to ride a horse named Pinky.
3. I want to accuse a shady fellow of cheating at cards.
4. I want to buy a bottle of whiskey for a single coin.
5. I want to see if that Lone Star guy from the "Spaceballs" movie lives there.

I'm excited. Texas is going to be quite a trip. Wouldn't ya say so, ya sidewinder? I'm just trying out the cowboy talk. I want to blend in.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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