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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, January 27th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
I learned something weird the other day. I was at my
grandma's 85th birthday party and my cousin told me that
our grandma sleeps with her eyes open. How creepy is that?
Now that I knew this wonderful piece of relative trivia I
had to ask her about it.
She told me that she has slept with her eyes open for as
long as she can remember. She was surprised that I never
noticed before.
I told her that all of those staring contests she won when
I was a kid are now tainted and she should relinquish the
title of "Staring Contest Champion".
Hey, I just want to keep things fair.
Happy Birthday, Grandma!
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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