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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, March 5th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
I have some good news and some bad news.
The bad news is my car has broke-down yet again. I've done
everything I could have to fix this car, but this time it
just wasn't enough. I guess I'll have to breakdown (no pun
intended) and take my four-door paperweight to a licensed
mechanic and get it taken care of.
The good news is that I'm saving quite a bit of money on
gas. And that creepy Speedo clad neighbor seems to enjoy
my company as he drives me to the office. Though he needs
to work on remembering where that gearshift is at.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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