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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, June 11th 2010

Good Morning Groanies,

One of my closest friends is having surgery today. Melissa,
scribe of the Trivia Today newsletter, is getting the gift
of a kidney transplant. She has been waiting a long time
for this and now her saint-like patience is finally going
to pay off.

I can't imagine how scared, anxious, and grateful she must
be this morning. I wish her the best of luck and a speedy
recovery.

If you are a subscriber to Trivia Today and even if you
are not, please send Melissa a message of support and well
wishes. It would make her day.

Send Melissa an Email: mailto:melissa@gophercentral.com

Thanks to all of you Groanies out there. You're the best.

Good luck, Mellie. We'll all be thinking about you.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

Email Steve: mailto:groaner@gophercentral.com

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Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed
ten quarters last night?

Nurse: No change yet.

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Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes
up five more points?

Doctor: Sell!

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Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?

Doctor: Absolutely nothing!

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