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THE DAILY GROANER - May 24, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,


When I'm in a bad mood I start to thumb through the dictionary and search for a term, a word that will make me laugh and bring a smile to my mug.

Today, I ran across... Burgled. It's just a funny sounding word. Go ahead, say it aloud. You see? Funny stuff.

Well, I hope this mood-altering secret of mine will come in handy for you during the course of your workday or any other time you need it.

I'm glad we did this.

Groaningly yours,
Steve


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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- I Lost My Wife --*

The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

"Why?" she asks.

"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."



*-- A Funeral With Heart --*

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist."



*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

A: Because he wanted sweet dreams.


Q: What's the best parting gift?

A: A comb.

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