THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, Sept. 2nd 2013
Good Morning Groanies,Are things getting a bit boring? I've got a great way to spice up your life. It's so simple and effective that you won't believe that you didn't think of this yourself. Here it is - start getting dressed in the dark.
It's a little risky to go to your morning meeting in swim trunks, a bow tie, and a 'Vote For Pedro' t-shirt, but you'll be the talk of the office and a trendsetter.
Plus, if you share your closet or dresser with your significant other you may be surprised to find out how much more you enjoy wearing their clothes to your own. What?!
Groaningly yours,
SteveJokes? Comments? Questions?
Email Steve*-- It Doesn't Make You Fat --*Wine Does NOT Make You FAT.
It Makes You LEAN... Against Tables, Chairs, Floors, Walls and Ugly People.
(Joke Submitted by: BBIX34)
*-- A New Illness --*A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today."
(Joke Submitted by: BBIX34)
*-- Q and A Quickies --*Q: Why was the boy sitting on his watch?
A: Because he wanted to be on time.
Q: What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?
A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.
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