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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, December 7th 2009
Good Morning Groanies,
Here's what was going a year ago...
I don't think that I am ready for winter just yet. It
usually takes me a few weeks before my body toughens up
for the icy conditions, freezing winds and single digit
temperatures.
I rarely complain about the cold weather, but today was
calling for it. I was pumping gas and a strong gust of
wind blew through the local filling station. (Filling
Station? What am I, eighty?) It gave me chills like never
before. I responded with, "Man, that's cold! I picked a
hell of a day not to wear underwear."
Then, a sweet old lady who overheard me said, "You and me
both, fella!"
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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I went to my friend's house recently and noticed that his
Christmas tree was bare except for a shotgun shell near
the top.
I asked, "What's the deal, no decorations?"
Puzzled, he looked at me and said, "What do you mean?
It's a cartridge in a bare tree."
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