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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, January 29th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
This winter needs to end. I can't stand being cooped up in-
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I think I'm going to spend the night outside. That's right.
I am going to sleep in a sleeping bag in a tent outside at
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Before I venture out to my evening of outdoor adventure
I should probably check the weather forecast. I'm not
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way.
It's only going to be 16 degrees! Well, screw that! I'll
be inside if you need me.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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