THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, June 24th 2013
Good Morning Groanies,I had Saturday all to myself. No wife. No kid. Just me.
I can't remember the last time that I had a day were I was by myself.
I watched a few movies, ate an entire pizza, and mowed the lawn - and I did it without the restraint of pants. It was awesome!
It was nice to have a little time to spend with myself, but honestly... I really missed Stacy and Jack. They're everything to me and I always have the most fun when I'm with them.
Groaningly yours,
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