THE DAILY GROANER - June 15, 2015

Good Morning Groanies,

Future Baby is here!!! Actually, he's Current Baby now.

His name is... Sean. Sean was born on June 2, 2015 at 7:56am. He weighed 10lbs. 7oz. and measured 22 1/2 inches in length. He's as handsome as his old man. And check out this head of hair...



Stacy is doing very well and recovering nicely. Now with her summer free she will have to deal with two little guys at home. She's got her work cut out for her. She's smart, strong, and so loving that she'll make it through and miss it when school starts up in the fall.

Jack is having a tough time adjusting. I think he's trying to call our bluff. Like if I keep acting like I don't like the baby then Mom and Dad will send him packing. Sorry to disappoint you kid, but we forgot to save the receipt so you better get used to him. With time, like most things, Jack will adjust and enjoy the ups and downs of being a big brother.

I wanted to take a minute to send a heartfelt "thank you" to all that send congratulations, well-wishes, and joyous salutations about our new arrival. You're the best! We really appreciate all of out-pouring of support. It really means so much that so many care. We couldn't be more grateful. Thank you.

So, stay tuned for more adventures of Steve, Stacy, Jack, and Sean as they try to make it work living under one roof with only three roles of toilet paper and half a jar of peanut butter. I smell reality show!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Did He Get Anything? --*
"Get this." said one drinker to his friends at the bar, "Last night while I was here with you guys, a burglar broke into my house."

"Did he get anything?" his friends asked.

"Yeah, a broken jaw, two teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?

A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.


Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID?

A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.

*-- READER JOKES--*
I dreamed last night that I was a muffler.....and I woke up exhausted -DRUMNCHIEF

Yes, two hundred souls may have been lost, but police discovered the fire was started by a couple heels. -Westie

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