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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, February 10th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
I just discovered that Sunday is in fact... Valentine's
Day! I'm in a bit of a pickle, folks. I really need to
get something for Stacy to celebrate our very first
Valentine's Day as a married couple.
I consider myself a romantic guy, but you have to remember
that romance has its own sense of humor, just like I do.
So, like in the past, I like to be romantic, but offer a
little humor as well. So I think I'm going to start off
this Valentine's Day with a funny & romantic video Ecards
for my sweetie, Stacy. I think she'll like it because she
loves cute, funny, and romantic messages from her special
guy... me.
If you're looking to send your special someone a Happy
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Make this Valentine's Day a special one.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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Loveable Lion DVD Collection
You'll Fall In Love With Lions...
Normal Price: $34.99
DEAL PRICE: $8.88
This collection includes the DVD's Christian The Lion
and Born Free... Two heartwarming ALL-TRUE tales of two
different lion that are loved and love humans. A must
see for any animal lover.
BORN FREE: In Kenya, British game warden George Adamson
and his wife Joy raise a lioness, Elsa, as a pet, only
to discover that they must retrain her to live in the wild
in order to prevent the Government from placing her in a
zoo. Based on Joy's book, BORN FREE is a touching true
story the whole family can experience together.
CHRISTIAN THE LION: As Seen on The View & The Today Show
Here is the beautiful, all true story, about Christian the
Lion. After years of being raised around humans, Christian
considers himself a human too. Follow his story as he is
introduced to the wild African plains for the first time
in his life. And then the whole, full story of the reunion
of Christian with the folks who raised them.... You won't
believe how your heart will melt!
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A man went into his shrink's office and says, "Doc, you
have got to help me! Every night I keep dreaming that I'm
a sports car. The other night I dreamt I was a Trans Am.
Another night I dreamt I was an Alpha Romeo. Last night I
dreamt I was a Porsche. What does this mean?"
"Relax," says the shrink, "You're just having an auto-body
experience."
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The Tastes and Colors of Provence Cookbook
Good Cooking... Good Travels... Good People...
List Price: $12.99
DEAL PRICE: $2.99
This is one of the most unique cookbooks you'll ever own.
It's not just filled with recipes it is a guided tour of
the Provence of France.
People spend thousands of dollars to attend a full week
at Sylvie Lallemand's Provencal Cooking School. This book
allows you to experience a typical week at the cooking
school AND the actual recipes they cook.
You'll also enjoy 12 full-color water color prints by
Sylvie... and she's quite the artist too!
You'll even get some recipes from some of her favorite
regional restaurants.
This little book is packed with so much... after reading
it and of course trying out some of the recipes you'll
feel like you've been been on a journey to France.
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A: They're afraid they'll relax and unwind!
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A: Sure-Burt!
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