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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, November 6th 2009
Good Morning Groanies,
I finally threw out a container of left-over spaghetti that
had been hiding in my fridge for the past few months. It
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started to look like a toupee for Oscar the Grouch.
Plus it didn't taste all that good either. Just kidding...
but not really. Hey, it was late and I didn't have my
glasses on.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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