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THE DAILY GROANER - September 22, 2014
Good Morning Groanies,When I was a kid I used to love getting cereal with a toy inside. (It's a shame that you don't see much of that anymore.) It didn't matter what kind of cereal it was (because I wasn't going to eat it) all that mattered was what toy was inside.
I remember the little plastic submarines that sank and surfaced thanks to a little baking soda. Oh, and those sticky spiders that crawled down the refrigerator. Oh, and remember the spoons that had your favorite characters on the handle. Ah, the good old days!
Sometimes I really miss being a kid. Especially now, when I get kicked out of Chuck E. Cheese for getting trapped in the ball pit. Hey, Jack wants me to play too! I just can't say "no" to that guy.
Groaningly yours,
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