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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, April 26th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
I have three things that I want you to think about during
the week. Consider it food-for-thought.
1. Why is it that whenever you're on an elevator you
suddenly feel the need to fart?
2. Do you think that peacocks are vain?
3. Why can't vampires and werewolves just get along?
Sometimes you have to think. Hey, if you don't... I have
to think about where I was going with that.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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night!
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Q: Why don't elephants go skinny dipping?
A: Because they can't get their trunks off!
Q: What trees do fortune tellers like?
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