THE DAILY GROANER - May 28, 2014

Good Morning Groanies,

Tomorrow is my anniversary. It's the fifth anniversary, in fact, of the day that my lovely wife Stacy and I said those two special words to each other on our wedding day. No, not, "More shots!" It was the day we said, "I do."

"I do," may seem short and sweet, but it means more, at least to us, with each passing year. Being married can be a challenge or it can be a whole lot of fun... it all depends on who you marry. Well, I married someone that makes me thankful everyday, makes everything fun, and makes me want to do it all over again in a heartbeat. Now that brings me to my next point...

To celebrate five wonderful years my lady and I are taking a trip to Las Vegas to drink, swim, eat, and blow all of Jack's college fund on slots and craps. And while we're there maybe we'll renew our vows. Just as long as the chapel has a drive-thru and they've got an ordained Elvis impersonator standing by.

Honey, thank ya very much for five wonderful years!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What part of the car is the laziest?

A: The wheels, because they are always tired!


Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?

A: Stick with me and we will go places!


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What dog keeps the best time?

A: A watch dog.


Q: Why did the skeleton play the piano?

A: Because he didn't have any organs!


*-- Reader Comments --*
Did seem like your "poof" reader was off today....... --artweiner
[Come on, Art. You've never had a garbage trunk passing you by? You've got to get out more.]

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