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THE DAILY GROANER - November 23, 2015
Good Morning Groanies,
For some reason the entire office was engaged in a conversation concerning bowling alleys. What was specifically mentioned about bowling alleys, I couldn't tell you, but the one thing I do remember was Clean Laffs Joe saying, "Bowling alleys are gross. They smell like LYSOL and feet."
Then I chimed in and offered, "So then by that logic that would mean my grandma's house is a bowling alley?"
Hey, they all can't be winners, folks. Remember, it's the Daily Groaner.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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*-- An Old Curse --*
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."
The old man says without hesitation - "I now pronounce you man and wife."
*-- Playing Doctor --*
Two married men are in a pub discussing their love life when one says, "Have you ever tried playing doctor?"
His buddy says, "No. What's it like?"
The man replies, "It's amazing. Me and my wife were playing for about 10 hours."
His buddy, shocked says, "10 hours!? How the hell did you manage that long?"
"I just left her in waiting room for 9 and a half hours."
*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why did the cow go in the spaceship?
A: It wanted to see the mooooooon!
Q: How do chickens get strong?
A: Egg-cersize.
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