THE DAILY GROANER - February 22, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

I've been feeling really run down lately so I'm going to take the rest of the day off and try to recuperate.

Some people have told me that it might be an iron deficiency. So apparently I need to take some iron pills or do some ironing... I'm not exactly sure.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: When do cannibals leave the table?

A: When everyone's eaten.


Q: What's a King's favorite clothing?

A: A reign coat.


*-- I've Eaten All of Your Nuts --*
A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table.

Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he's absent-mindedly finished the entire bowl. "I'm so sorry, auntie, I've eaten all of your peanuts!"

"That's okay, dearie," the aunt replied. "After I've sucked the chocolate off, I don't care for them anyway."


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Where do mermaids see movies?

A: At the dive-in?


Q: What falls but never hurts itself?

A: Snow.

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