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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, October 14th 2009
Good Morning Groanies,
Where did the term "Fall Asleep" come from? I've never
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one would be required to strap on a helmet before bed.
These are the things I think about when I'm stuck in
traffic.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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