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THE DAILY GROANER - March 18, 2015
Good Morning Groanies,
Yesterday was drink green beer day! Yay!!! Today... is puke green beer day. Boo!
To celebrate I'm going to pack my throbbing head in some ice and try to get my eyes to focus. I know I'm setting the bar high, but I... oh, no... not another bar.
Enjoy the jokes, but keep the laughing down. Thanks.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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*-- Have You Been Drinking? --*
An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Just water," says the priest.
The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
*-- When We Were First Married... --*
A wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. You don't love me any more...."
"Nonsense, darling," replied the husband, "you cook better now."
*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Which knight makes pottery?
A: Sir Ramics.
Q: Which knight figures it out?
A: Sir Mise.
(Both jokes courtesy of reader Buck)
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