THE DAILY GROANER - January 29, 2014

Good Morning Groanies,

When I was getting a haircut over the weekend the young lady that was wielding the scissors told me that there are two hair related signs to men getting old. Men go gray or they go bald.

Now, I have quite a bit of gray hair for a dude in his early thirties, which I have brought up in the past, but I thought it made me look distinguished, not elderly.

She kept mentioning her bald uncles and her silver haired grandfather and I kept wondering if she thought I was way older like the people she was mentioning.

Am I old? Am I an old man in a somewhat young man's body? All great questions.

I'd write more on this subject, but I'm gonna be late for bingo.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- What Do Blondes Drink? --*
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.

Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."

Bartender: "What is a B and C?".

Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."

Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T."

Bartender: "What's a G and T?"

Redhead: "Gin and tonic."

Blonde: "I'll have a 15."

Bartender: "What's a 15?"

Blonde: "7 and 7!"


*-- In Bed With My Best Friend --*
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. As the bartender pours the drink, he remarks, "That's quite a heavy drink. What's wrong?"

After quickly downing his drink, the man replies, "I found my wife in bed with my best friend."

"Wow," says the barkeep. "What'd you do?"

"I walked over to my wife," the man replies, "looked her straight in the eye, and told her to pack her stuff and get the hell out."

"That makes sense," says the bartender. "And what about your best friend?"

"I walked over, looked him right in the eye, and yelled, 'Bad dog!?'"


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What kind of phones do people in jail use?

A: Cell phones!


Q: What has three letters and and starts with gas?

A: Car!

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