THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, Aug. 7th 2013

Good Morning Groanies,

Jack eats just about every meal with his hands. He's trying to figure out the mechanics of using a spoon, but from the looks of it his hands are the best way to get grub down his gullet.

Lately, I've noticed that I've been eating most of my meals with my hands. Steak, veggies, mashed potatoes, cereal, salad - if I got a hearty handful of any of these, I've got a meal. I think I'm regressing.

I don't know what am going to do, but I could totally use a bottle, a nap, and a diaper change. WHAT?!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Losing Its Bark --*
We have an old tree that became diseased and was losing its bark. We felt it needed a bark transplant and called a tree surgeon. The communication was mangled and when the surgeon arrived, he went to work on a tree across the street. He was halfway done when I noticed the error. I tried to stop him, yelling, "Stop! Stop! You're barking up the wrong tree!"


*-- I'm Out of Gas --*
A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.

The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'

'I'm out of gas,' the man replied.

The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

'Try it now,' said one bee.

The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my gas tank'?

The bee answered, "BP!"


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do stylish frogs wear?

A: Jumpsuits.


Q: What bird is the best weightlifter?

A: The crane.

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