THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, Dec. 16th 2013

Good Morning Groanies,

We had Jack's favorite food with last night's dinner - mashed potatoes. He loves mashed potatoes more than feet love shoes. I'm sure that if he had his way, mashed potatoes would be served with every meal in our household.

After the meal I had to wipe up the floor around Jack's chair and while doing so he decided to run his mashed potatoed hands through my hair. I didn't notice it at the time, but Jack sure thought it was funny.

Later in the evening I had to run out to the grocery store for a few things. The last item on the list was - chocolate bark. What the hell is that? Where would it be?

Luckily, I found a chipper shelf-stocker to ask about the location of the aforementioned chocolate bark.

"Hi. I was wondering if you could help me?"

"Sure. The gravy is in aisle 4."

"What? Oh, no this is four cheese styling mousse!"

Thanks, buddy. Usually I just have potatoes in my ears.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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A: Santa Paws!

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