THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, Jan. 23rd 2013

Good Morning Groanies,

I was enjoying some meatloaf for dinner the other night and I came to the realization that meatloaf really got the shaft when it came to the cuisine name game.

Here are few replacement names that I came up with...

Hamburger Heap
Beef Wad
Moo Pile
Cow Clump
Bovine Mound

Any of those sound yummy, right? Well, maybe "meatloaf" really was the way to go after all.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- The Psychic and the Frog --*
A frog telephones a psychic and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."


*-- Don't Be Late to Work --*
For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late.

Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed without Johnson's arrival, it caused a sensation. All work ceased, and the boss himself, looking at his watch and muttering, came out into the corridor.

Finally, precisely at ten, Johnson showed up, clothes dusty and torn, his face scratched and bruised, his glasses bent. He limped painfully to the time clock, punched in, and said, aware that all eyes were upon him, "I tripped and rolled down two flights of stairs in the subway. Nearly killed myself."

And the boss said, "And to roll down two flights of stairs took you a whole hour?"


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What historic Egyptian beauty invented spike shoes for sporting events?

A: Cleat-o-patra!


Q: What kind of coffee did they serve on the Titanic?

A: Sanka!

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