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THE DAILY GROANER - September 28, 2015
Good Morning Groanies,
I have a question for you. If a chicken is afraid to do something, would you call him 'chicken'? Or would you call him 'you'? What would you call him?
Just something I was thinking about when sitting in traffic.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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*-- The Waitress and the Emergency Room --*
A waitress became violently ill while at work and was rushed by ambulance to the emergency room. In typical hospital fashion, she was placed on an examining table and then all but ignored for the next half-hour.
Finally, she noticed a doctor out in the hall and yelled, "Please help me!"
"Sorry," he replied, "it's not my table."
*-- A Stormy Night --*
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
The mother smiled. "I can't dear," she said. 'I have to sleep in Daddy's room."
The little boy replied with a shaking voice, "The big sissy."
*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
A: It got mixed reviews. The food is great, the there's no atmosphere.
Q: What do you do with an elephant with three balls?
A: Walk him and pitch to the giraffe.
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