THE DAILY GROANER - January 7, 2015

Good Morning Groanies,

When someone sneezes, what do you say? Usually, a sneeze is followed up with a "bless you" from a well-wisher nearby, right? Well, I was wondering, does the sneezer say anything after his or her sneeze?

This became a rather heated debt between my wife and I.

Stacy thinks that the sneezer shouldn't say anything, except for a "Thank you" to the person that sends a "Bless you" your way.

I think that you should say "excuse me" after sneezing. It's the polite thing to do. I've always done it and now Stacy is trying to convince me that I'm a weirdo for doing so.

What do you think? I'm I crazy or just polite? Or should I just keep my trap shut since I did enough already with that sneeze? Send me an email (the address is listed below) and let me know what you think about this subject or let me know about your sneezing habits and rituals.

Does anyone have a tissue?

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- No Excuses --*
A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death.

One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" and the whole classroom burst into laughter.

After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write."


*-- How Many Women Can A Man Marry? --*
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"

"Sixteen," the boy responded.

His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly.
"How do you know that?"

"Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said, 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A: A milkshake!


Q: What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie talkie!

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