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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, December 21st 2009
Good Morning Groanies,
Stacy asked me, "If you could have any famous person,
living or dead, over for dinner, who would it be?"
I thought about it for a few minutes and I think I would
invite Paul Newman. He was a brilliant actor and a guy
that truly used his celebrity to benefit others in need.
I think I would really enjoy spending an evening conversing
with him. Stacy thought that I made a wise choice.
I asked her about who she would invite and she replied,
with much enthusiasm, "That's easy. I would invite Marie
Antoinette."
I told her that I don't think that's such a good idea.
When she wanted to know why it wasn't a good idea I told
her, "Because I don't know if it's rude to serve cake or
not!"
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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The Cozy-Cuddler: Blanket With The Sleeves
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A young man was walking past a blind woman using a cane on
a street corner downtown, when she said, "Excuse me, but
if it's not too much trouble, can you see me across the
street?"
Our guy replied, "Just a minute."
He walked across the street, looked back and yelled, "Yes,
I can see you!"
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Arm Rest Organizer w/ Table-Top
Organize & Store All Your Favorite TV Accessories, & More...
List Price: $24.99
DEAL PRICE: $14.99
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Organize your magazines, remote controls, eye glasses,
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This is a true family room organizer that stores all that
stuff that sits on your end tables in one convenient
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word puzzle is. The Arm Rest Organizer also features a
tray for a beverage or a snack.
FEATURES:
- Fits over sofa arm for easy installation
- 6 large pockets
- Large Table-Top (18" x 7") surface perfect for snacks,
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- Adjustable design fits most arm rest on couches or chairs
- Color: Black
The Arm Rest Organizer features a durable black fabric.
One side of the organizer features two large pockets,
while the other side has one large pocket for magazines
and three smaller pockets for pens, glasses and remotes.
The flat surface in the center features a ridge around
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Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide?
A: A giraffic jam.
Q: What did the rabbit give his girlfriend for Christmas?
A: A 14 carrot ring.
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