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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, September 20th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
Today, I'm going to fill your head with a little bit of
knowledge. I call this - Did you know...?
Did you know... underwear was originally known as overnads?
Did you know... it's better to be overhung than hungover?
Did you know... both your nose and your feet smell?
That's all I got for you. I told you it was "a little bit
of knowledge."
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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A duck, a deer, and a skunk were having a drink in a cafe,
when the owner asked for the money.
"I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill
and I'm not breaking it."
"I've spent my last buck," said the deer.
"Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting
here cost me my last scent."
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Q: Did you hear about the scientist who crossed a carrier
pigeon with a woodpecker?
A: He got a bird that not only delivers messages, but
also knocks on the door when it gets there.
Q: Why do you find ghosts hanging around liquor stores?
A: That's where they get their boo's.
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