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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, September 29th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
Did you ever have that dream where you're falling and the
moment you wake up you feel like you were truly falling?
I had a similar dream this morning. But in my dream I was
walking through a waterfall and then I slipped and fell
into a lake. The moment I hit the water, in my dream, I
woke up and realized I fell asleep in the shower again...
and it is slippery in there.
I think it's time I got one of those safety bars for the
shower wall or maybe some kind of waterproof safety shower
harness. Now where would I go to get me one of them?
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've
got to do something about my husband - he thinks he's a
refrigerator!"
"I wouldn't worry too much about it," the doctor replies.
"Lots of people have harmless delusions. It will pass."
"But you don't understand," the woman insists. "He sleeps
with his mouth open, and the little light keeps me awake."
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A man goes into a supermarket and buys a tube of tooth-
paste, a bottle of Pepsi, a bag of tortilla chips, and
a frozen pizza.
The cute girl at the register looks at him and says,
"Single, huh?"
Sarcastically the guy sneers, "How'd you guess?"
She replies, "Because you're ugly."
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