THE DAILY GROANER - May 26, 2014

Good Morning Groanies,

My son is weird. There are some noise that Jack just can't sleep through, like a balloon popping, or a garbage trunk passing by, or creaky couple of stairs will put him on high alert. Then there are times that he sleep through a Michael Bay movie played at full volume.

Here's a perfect example of the latter.

Get this... the other night we had some bad thunderstorms hit our area just as Jack was going off to bed. The minute he put his head down he was out like a light. Then, moments later, thunder is clapping and hail is slamming the house like Mother Nature is playing a 10 minute drum solo. And wouldn't you know it, the boy did move an inch. Weird, right?

So he can sleep through that and I can't even fart in my own house. I just don't get it.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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