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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, February 22nd 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
Today is my dad's birthday. He's going to be... wait,
let me do the math. What year is this? 2010, right?
Okay, he was born in 1950 something. I forget the exact
year. Wait, let me call and ask him.
Apparently he doesn't remember either. My dad has never
been a fan of remembering dates. All he said was mark
him down for a 50 and some change. That sounds about
right.
Happy Birthday, Dad!
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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